The winner of the caption contest is ‘turtle’.

“One fat finger is not enough – you need TWO fat fingers to trade Greece!”

Runners up were:

farmer
”im not kidding, last time i made a promise, my nose grew this long!! ”

wsr007
Fellas, from now on, no more buffets, we will only have a choice of 1 starter and 1 main course.

Louis Rappaport
As you can plainly see one and one make 7.. see the deficit aint that bad

John Cheers
Bend over. The austerity measures are going about this deep…..

AndyB
So far we’ve got 2 bailouts. Anyone interested in going for a third?

John T
we have as much chance of meeting their targets
as i have fitting my fat ass through a door this wide