I reckon the Wall Street Journal is having a little fun with this headline

Anyway ...

  • FedEx said its will raise shipping rates starting next year
  • Including an average increase of 3.9% at its air-shipping Express division
  • And +4.9% for its ground and home-delivery services

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The other Fed meet this week, on Wednesday. Announcement due at 1800GMT on Wednesday 21 September 2016.

While we wait, check this out, the Rolling Stones in Havana, movie hits the screens on Friday: