Apparently 32 million user details were leaked in the Ashley Madison hack (including this a'hole ... 'Biggest hypocrite ever')
So .... that's gonna be a lot of divorces, right? (Maybe not 32 million ... but there'll be lot)
So ... divorce leads to splitting up assets
Which means assets have gotta be sold in order to split the proceeds (again, not all will be, but there'll' be a lot)
So ... the stock markets takes a tumble:
Yes?
No?
Have at it!
