Adam highlighted the geopolitical stories that should concern us on Wednesday and it looks like one of them have has been resolved.

The disappearance of North Korea’s cheese eating leader Kim Jong Un is due to an injury he sustained during military training (no laughing at the back).

According to sources talking to Reuters;

“He ordered all the generals to take part in drills and he took part too. They were crawling and running and rolling around, and he pulled a tendon. He injured his ankle and knee around late August or early September while drilling because he is overweight. He limped around in the beginning but the injury worsened. He is still in total control”

Obviously until he’s actually been seen mooching around in public take the news with a pinch of salt

Kim drilling

No doubt he’ll be up and about soon and plotting our downfall.