PM Valls says France will do "everything" to keep Greece in eurozone, in a comment in Parliament.

"Monsieur Prime Minister, you said you would do 'everything' to keep Greece in the eurozone?"

"Yes, that's correct"

"Greece is 7-8 billion euros short of what's needed, French annual government annual expenses are 1384 billion euros, could you help them out?"

"Woooooow buddy, we'll do 'anything' so long as it doesn't cost us a cent."

The absurdity of the Greek situation is that the overall dollar amounts are negligible in the scope of eurozone budgets yet an incalculable amount of political capital and energy is being spent to battle over a rounding error.