Well it’s Friday and this is so dull….
A man walks into the doctor’s, he said ‘I’ve hurt my arm in several places’. the doctor said ‘well don’t go there any more’
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It’s costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other – you drive I’ll man the guns.
So I knocked on the door at this Bed & Breakfast and a lady stuck her head out of the window and said: ‘What do you want’, I said, ‘I want to stay here’. She said, ‘Well stay there’ and shut the window.
“Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.”
