That loud noise you may hear is several hundred EU MEP's popping Champagne corks and dancing on the tables

  • Declines to endorse any replacement

  • Says he's done his bit

  • Team of Brexit negotiators should come from across the political spectrum

  • Says UK needs a new PM who will not give in on free movement

  • Is certain the UK will leave Europe

Here's how he rubbed Europe's nose in it after the vote;