It’s like the market is getting all of the volatility out of the way today so the hooligans can cheer on their teams without an distractions.

The opening ceremony is on now, evidently the entire stadium chanted, “Hey! Dilma! Go f*** yourself!” Dilma is Brazil’s president.

I would endorse a similar chant for Pitbull, who is flanked by J-Lo on his right and a giant dancing broccoli behind him.

MR. 305 needs to be Mr. MIA

MR. 305 needs to be Mr. MIA