Vladimir Putin has called in Steven Seagal to kick arse and reinvent Joseph Stalin’s nationwide physical training program called the GTO. Putin says the GTO has now become essential for Russians
“to stand up for themselves, their family and, in the final run, the Fatherland.”
Seagal himself looked a bit overawed at his first class presented to him of over 2000 kids.
“I’ll have this lot up and running in 4-6 weeks Vlad”
Dear me he’s put on some timber.
Belgium has already put out a recall notice on Jean Claude Van Damme
Full story from the Washington Post here
