Nup. Not making this up.

Gold-dusted goat poo.

$50 for 7 pellets.

Made by a design studio (uh-huh) called Dindita, that “conceives, designs, fabricates and distributes unexpected products periodically.”

Turns out, goat manure is a very effective fertilizer. And it doesn’t even smell bad once it has hardened… tested in a lab to ensure its quality.

Who said ya can’t polish a turd?

gold dusted goat poo

Gold-Dusted Goat Poop Turns Fertilizing Your Plants Into Art