Ryan has called me to say he could be late today as he had to go to Yorkshire, for dinner. Lots of it.

Something to do with eating loads of mashed potato and truck crash.

A busy Yorkshire road was closed by police for five hours on Saturday – after a lorry dropped its entire load of instant mashed potato. Moisture caused the instant granules to soon swell up, turning the road into a mashed potato slide

Bon appétit, Ryan!