A team of scientists in Japan have developed technology to turn monkeys into scalpers.

OK, not really, the technology turns the monkeys from high risk takers to low risk takers.

  • scientists implanted chips into their brains
  • used flashes of light from implanted chips to activate two different sections of the macaque monkeys' brains
  • Switching one on encouraged them to take bigger risks with the hope of a bigger payoff, while switching the other section on led the animals to settle for a smaller but more certain reward

However, there's a huge problem here. The scientists don't understand Expected Value. The monkeys do. This is basic trading.

Check this out:

  • the macaques were trained to look at different colored spots on a screen to receive a water reward
  • some spots would give the monkey a small reward 90 percent of the time
  • others gave a reward that was 10 times larger, but it only paid out 10 percent of the time
  • Overwhelmingly, the monkeys went for the high-risk, high-reward spots.

Well, yeah. Do the maths.

Let's call the reward "R":

  • getting 1R 90% of the time is R*0.9 = 0.9R
  • getting 10R 10% of the time is 10R*0.1 = 1R

You with me?

(R*0.9) is less than (10R*0.1).

The monkeys were right all along.

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macaque smile

No wonder they get all the $ and all the chicks.