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Nissan Foods has created a noise-cancelling fork to mask the sound made by slurping down noodles

  • The giant fork is 4.4cm wide and 15.2cm long
  • It has a microphone to detect offending slurps

When the slurp alert is triggered, the fork sends a signal to the user's mobile phone, which plays the soothing sound of flowing water to mask the noise.
Nissin will however only sell the gadget if it receives 5,000 pre-orders by mid-December - at the price of 14,800 yen (US$130)

With thanks for the South China Morning Post for the heads up