I avoid US politics whenever possible, except when it’s funny. And Herman Cain is comic gold, for example, the sexual harassment lawsuit he’s facing. From Reuters:

Cain acknowledged that a cash payout was made to a woman who filed a harassment claim, after saying on Monday he was not aware of a settlement.

Cain told CNN Headline News that at the time of the claims he did not consider the woman to have received a “settlement” but rather a separation “agreement.”

Now that’s president-worthy spin.