€100,000 has been found floating on the Danube river. Yes, that's right EUR 100,000 ... in notes
A boy jumped into the river to recover the cash. As you would.
Anyone who finds money and hands it to police in Austria is entitled to keep between 5% and 10% of the total.
But if the owner is not found within a year, the whole sum will be handed to the boy.
That sly dog Draghi ... this is what he did instead of more QE
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And, with thanks to Bobby in the comments ...