Yes ladies and gentlemen, the Powerball has been hacked and the winning numbers are already known to a group of Chinese hackers
The dastardly thing is, its them who have rigged the whole thing!
But ... there is still time to buy a ticket and least take some of their winnings.
Anyway, without further ado - here are the winning numbers:
8, 8 ,8, 8, 8, 8
And the Powerball is 8
Chinese hackers really like the number 8, as you can see.
I've no idea how they managed this. Fiendishly clever they are.