“Mr. Euro Bear? This is On Star...we’ve received a signal that you’ve had a collision and airbags have deployed. Is that correct?’
(Euro Bear, gasping for breath) “Yeah…”
(On Star operator) “I’ve called for emergency response but we are being told there is a big mess in Cable that needs to be cleaned up and it is going to take a while.”
(On Star operator) ” Looks like there is a pile-up in Aussie as well. I’m afraid you are on your own…”
(Euro Bear) “Gurgle… gasp…” (silence)
