50 cent has filed for bankruptcy protection
- He missed a payment to the IMF, technically in arrears not default
- He is due to pay a Samurai bond today
- He is still in talks to get nuclear weapons, but no photo shoot op planned
- EU Commission head Juncker is seeking a bailout for him
- Varoufakis wants a fiddy cent bailout referendum, which Tsipras will then ignore
Or something like that
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